doctor-doodleman:

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

batmanshole:

crisp glass of water moodboard

wouldyourecognizethisperson-poll:

Would you recognize this person if you saw them in public?

Yes, I know who this is and I feel confident that I would recognize them

I know who this is but I’m not sure I would recognize them in person

They look familiar but I’m not sure who they are

I have no idea who this is

Nuanced answer

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miggylol:

Spin the wheel. That’s who’s trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I’m dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it’ll be a really close thing.

I’ll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I’m 100% safe.

…Look. I’ve tried picturing this. But I honestly don’t know how to answer.

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(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

ouchlord-vivaldi:

mail-me-a-snail:

he’s free now

redlipstickresurrected:

Nick Benson aka Ottergoose (American, b. Northfield, MN, USA) - CP 199; Maple Springs, MN, 2009   Photography

glitchinginthegarden:

So Discord…

I’m curious. I know it’s common for a lot of people to join servers and just lurk or join and immediately perma-mute BUT

If you use Discord, how many servers are you in? Just IN not active in. How many little server bubbles are in your sidebar right now?

1-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

20+ (are you serious?)

I don’t use discord / show me results / i’m bald or something

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edit: obligatory “reblog for reach” etc etc blah blah pls

horseforeplay:

tim walz is credited for the free public school lunch program that was actually a years-long grassroots campaign by the mother of philando castille. her son would pay for kids’ lunches out of his own pocket was murdered in cold blood by the cops that walz has funded and protected as they terrorize black minnesotans and their friends and loved ones with impunity (to such an extent that the department of justice found the extrajudicial killings carried out by minneapolis police to be exceptional). this election will be a special kind of hell for twin cities residents who have not seen any resolution to the summer that walz sent the national guard into our neighborhoods to fire rubber bullets at us on our porches. these people will not make our lives better. these people are not “easier to organize against”. harris and walz are blood-drenched terrorists with big cheesy grins on their faces

Philando Castille’s mom didn’t invent the idea of free school lunch… the National School Lunch act was passed in 1946 and Walz just made it universal in MN schools… Sounds like you’re actually mad about the second thing and just shoehorned the first part in cause the policy’s popular and you want to shit on him.

miacheezytoon:

had to clip this because jesus CHRIST

adhdedrn:

If you could get a 100% accurate and comprehensive answer to a historical mystery, which one would you choose (Part 3)?

What caused the Tunguska Event?

Who made the Baghdad Battery, and what was it for?

Who was behind the Max Headroom incident?

What happened during the 1924 British Mount Everest expedition?

Did the Hanging Gardens of Babylon exist - and if so, what happened to them?

What happened to the Temple Menorah?

What happened to the lighthouse keepers of the Flannan Isles?

What actually happened to the Lindbergh baby?

How do we read, interpret, and make quipu?

What actually happened during the premiere of The Rite of Spring?

What happened to the original English Crown Jewels that King John lost?

Hey, what about (mention in the tags)?

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First poll.

Second poll.

jethroq:

sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3:

Does your birthday coincide with something interesting? (From memory, no looking up)

Yes, something big (National holiday, equinox)

Yes, something small (Local holiday, celebrity birthday)

Yes, something tiny (Game release anniversary, day in memes)

Yes, something personal (Friend’s birthday, anniversary event)

Can’t think of anything

Results

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kremlin:

kremlin:

this is so fucking funny

i can’t stop thinking about this. this kind of shit is not like milsim plane nerds with their own super-expensive desktop cockpit recreations. that kind of hardware makes sense to exist.

this does not. they’re playing world of tanks which is like the “call of duty” of tank games (casual, players only slightly bad-smelling). it also doesn’t have support for tank peripherals. no game does. no trainers do afaik. which means that (assuming this isn’t just a video editing) all of that shit they are fucking with translates into mouse/keyboard inputs that the game understands. that’s weird/hard and perplexing, uh, and considering that “tank peripherals” aren’t a thing that exist i can only guess they built them theirselves

which is fucking hilarious because why are they so good. why does the fucking cannon breech have a little dry ice smoke effect when the breech opens like they just shot a shell. what. manual turret traverse crank?? did they build a fucking ready rack!! they’re even using the correct phraseology which means one of these mofos read a PDF file